There are no pictures for this, you will just have to use your imagination...which really can't be much worse than reality anyway.
Piper is sick.
If you have a weak stomach skip this paragraph because I am telling the entire nasty story. Yesterday afternoon we were having a lovely day at the shop. Around 3:30, Piper crawled up in my lap for what I thought was some cuddle time. (I should have known better since she is not our cuddler.) After a few sweet moments, Piper coughed..and puked down my back. There was no mess anywhere expect on the entire back side of my shirt. Piper looked pale, but seemed okay. I called the shop a few doors down, briefly explained the situation and asked if they had any shirts in XL for really cheap. She told me I could come in and look on their bargain rack. So, I got our good neighbor Mark to watch the girls and shop while I went shopping. The cheapest shirt they had, which was 1/2 price, was $40. I don't spend $40 on a special occasion shirt, let alone an emergency-my-kid-just-puked-on-me-shirt. So I saw they has some "Edmond" shirts, so I got one of those. Don't love it, but it worked in a pinch, but was still $18.00. For a T-shirt. Who does that on a regular basis? Anyway, I digress....I headed back to the shop and see that Piper is back to usual happy self. For a bit. Not too much later, she crawls back up in my lap and I know I am in trouble. I immediately start shutting the shop down. As we were heading out the door, Piper does a little cough and as I say "Uh-oh", she throws up again on my new shirt, face and IN MY MOUTH. And continues to throw up. This time she and I are both covered in vomit, as well as the carpet. And while this is going on Brenna is yelling "That is naaasty!!!" repeatedly. Thankfully Mark swept Brenna away so I could tend to Piper and the mess that was growing. Elaine shows up with a bucket of water and bleach to start cleaning carpet and damp paper towels for Piper and me. It was the moment that I was cleaning Pipers hands - because she was nearing freak-out about her dirty fingers- and i saw the vomit dripping off my glasses that I knew I had just won the inevitable one-up-game on motherhood vomit stories. I stripped Piper to her diaper and loaded up. We drove with the windows down most of the way. At one point, Brenna asked me to roll the window because the wind was blowing her hair. After a few minutes, she asked me to roll them back down because it stunk. No kidding.
For those who are concerned about Piper, she seems to be fine. She slept well last night. She woke me up at 5:30am and immediately wanted to eat. As of last report (Josh is with her this morning), she was holding down the crackers and water she was given at dawn.
And if anyone is interested in purchasing a turquoise blue XL shirt, I've got one available for the discounted price of $15. haha